
In a turn of events that even Hollywood could not have written, Hermey the “Dentist Elf” is being sued for medical malpractice after three of his patients died.
“This is a case of the blind leading the blind,” inspector Sanchez revealed “Hermey was never trained as a Dentist. He had a few years as a toy maker, then read a book about dentistry and decided to make a go of it. It’s irresponsible and criminal.”
Common sense should have prevailed when it came down to the nuts and bolts of the matter but the only real person in charge, Santa, never said two things about it. “It’s my job to deliver toys not police the entire North Pole,” said Santa “I don’t know what half of these elves are up to. There thousands of them up here.”
Hermey, who is being held without bond in the reindeer stables, starting to sing in his defense, “Why am I such a misfit…”Luckily, he was punched in the gut by one of the prison guards just as soon as they song started. Hermey refused to speak after that. It is unknown exactly how his three patients died but they were found lying all in row, eyes open, and horror stricken faces and without any teeth in their heads. There was one patient in the waiting room who escaped the attack who said “I just had a tooth ache and he wanted to pull my teeth out, all of them. I tried to stop him but he was like an animal. He kept screaming ‘Why am I just a misfit.’ I am sorry I can’t talk about it right now. The unnamed elf was too inconsolable to continue the interview.
Well it turns out that Hermey was a misfit after all and has no place in any society except behind bars. Luckily, these events were captured on video surveillance. The Video Surveillance is gruesome and this malpractice lawsuit will assuredly turn into a murder case. The footage show Hermey put all three patients’ a sleep using anesthetic and then start to dance around singing his signature song. He then pulls out his pliers and goes to work. This will haunt my dreams to the end of my days. In the end, we are all a bit to blame. Heremy told us exactly what he was from the get go, a misfit.